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Corporate Bullshit Test (CBSR)

Are you immune to corporate jargon — or does it work on you? Read 10 statements and rate how much “business savvy” the speaker seems to have. Higher scores mean you’re more easily impressed by buzzwords. Takes about 2 minutes.

CBSR = Corporate Bullshit Receptivity Scale — a research-backed measure of how easily fluent-sounding business jargon impresses you. It’s adapted from a 2026 peer-reviewed study (N=745), not the validated clinical instrument.

The test (about 2 minutes)

Rate each statement

Please rate how much 'business savvy' you think the speaker of each statement has.

  1. 1.We're going all-in on thought leadership to productize a repeatable playbook that unblocks our go-to-market motion.

    Rating for statement 1
  2. 2.It's table stakes that we unpack the real intent, right-size our swim lanes, and land the plane before quarter-end.

    Rating for statement 2
  3. 3.By getting our friends in the tent with our best practices, we will pressure-test a renewed level of adaptive coherence.

    Rating for statement 3
  4. 4.We will cover all the bases of our low-hanging fruit by joining with our bleeding-edge, results-driven global partners.

    Rating for statement 4
  5. 5.Our adaptive coherence is to concretize our key takeaways by focusing our efforts on pivoting the crossback impact of our sustainable value creation.

    Rating for statement 5
  6. 6.By leveraging our synergies across the bandwidth of stakeholder ecosystems, we will operationalize a paradigm shift that moves the needle on best-in-class value capture.

    Rating for statement 6
  7. 7.Let's double-click into a robust deep dive and circle back to boil the ocean of frictionless, scalable deliverables.

    Rating for statement 7
  8. 8.Going forward, our north star is to socialize a holistic, cross-functional framework that unlocks net-new opportunities at the intersection of growth and enablement.

    Rating for statement 8
  9. 9.We need to take a step back and pressure-test our value proposition so the ask lands in a way that drives alignment and gets folks to lean in.

    Rating for statement 9
  10. 10.By doubling down on our core competencies, we will cascade actionable insights that empower our people to think outside the box and deliver best-of-breed outcomes.

    Rating for statement 10

1 = no business savvy at all · 5 = a great deal of business savvy

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Frequently asked questions

+What does the Corporate Bullshit Test measure?

It measures your Corporate Bullshit Receptivity (CBSR) — how impressed you are by statements that sound business-savvy but are actually meaningless strings of jargon. A high score means buzzword-heavy sentences read to you as signs of competence; a low score means they read as noise.

+Is this a knowledge test? Are there right answers?

No. None of the statements are correct or incorrect — they're all syntactically fluent but semantically empty. You're not being tested on vocabulary. You're rating how much 'business savvy' the speaker appears to have, on a 1–5 scale.

+Is a high score bad?

Research correlates higher receptivity with lower analytical ability and lower-quality real-world decision making — though, paradoxically, also with somewhat higher job satisfaction. There's no official clinical cutoff; the bands on this page are our own, for entertainment.

+Is this the real published scale?

No. This is an unofficial adaptation of the Corporate Bullshit Receptivity Scale from Littrell (2026), recreated for entertainment. It is not the validated research instrument and the score should not be read as a diagnosis.