Internal Memo · No. 001
Corporate BS Translator
The Corporate BS Translator is a free tool that turns corporate jargon and buzzwords into plain, clear English — and can also inflate everyday work into corporate-sounding language.
Decode job postings, HR emails and boss-speak into plain English — red flags included. Or inflate your own work into corporate nonsense.
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Examples
See it in action
You did
I fixed a bug
Translator says
Resolved a critical stability issue in the core business pipeline, ensuring SLA compliance and driving a 23% uplift in user retention.
You did
I answered some emails
Translator says
Drove stakeholder alignment through proactive, high-touch communication, reducing cross-team friction.
You did
I sat in three meetings
Translator says
Achieved unprecedented synergy by sitting in three meetings that could've been one email.
They said
We need to lean in and embrace change
Actually means
They want you to work overtime, maybe take a pay cut.
They said
You have a lot of potential
Actually means
You're not good enough yet, but I won't say it directly.
They said
Let's circle back on this offline
Actually means
I don't want to deal with this in front of other people, or maybe ever.
How it works
Two directions, one problem
- 1Pick a direction. Translate your plain work into corporate-sounding achievements, or decode jargon someone sent you.
- 2Pick a voice. Five personas, from an oily director to unfiltered Gen Z slang.
- 3Copy, save, or share. Use it in a real document, or export it as an image to share with coworkers.
FAQ
Common questions
+Is this actually useful, or just a joke?
Both. The forward mode gives you real phrasing you can adapt for performance reviews, resumes, or LinkedIn posts. The backward mode helps you read between the lines of corporate messages you actually received.
+Does it store what I type?
Translations are cached by content so identical inputs don't need a new AI call, but we don't attach your input to your identity. See the Privacy Policy for details.
+Why does the same input sometimes give a different output?
The AI model varies its phrasing on purpose so repeated use doesn't feel robotic. If your exact input was cached already, you'll get the same result until the cache expires.
+Can I use the corporate jargon output for a real performance review?
You can use it as a starting point, but we'd recommend toning down the fake metrics before submitting anything to an actual manager.